this is never going to not be funny
IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS
Ducklings have great brakes.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries