wreckedteens:

Things I want to do: kiss you
Things I’m scared to do: kiss you

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

(Source: animatedtext)

perks-of-being-chinese:

she turned into a mermaid bye

2000ish:

Iconic

(Source: middlechildswag)

odair:

IF I COULD REBLOG THIS 10 MILLION TIMES I WOULD GOD LOOK A T THIS PICTURE THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

reallylameblog:

This is my favorite tweet

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

(Source: e-t-ph0neh0me)

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)